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Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck Network

This is a new podcast brought to you by Ralph & Taylor Parissi. They talk about news and politics and they really have no business doing so. Check out as hilarity ensues on Too Soon!

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    Episode 13 - Mascot Dance Party!

    We're back! In the newest episode of Too Soon, Ralph ...

    We're back! In the newest episode of Too Soon, Ralph and Taylor explain their absence, discuss the joys of Japanese mascots dancing, Taylor tries to justify his vegetarianism to Ralph's unsympathetic ear, attempt to figure out the holy bond between a man that eats feces and a woman that drinks tampon blood and MUCH MORE. Get in here for an all new "Too Soon with Ralph and Taylor" and catch the podcast the critics are calling "another podcast!"

    Jan 29, 2013 Read more
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    Too Soon Special: It's a Good Day to Occupy Steubenville

    Hey guys, we are back again with another special talking ...

    Hey guys, we are back again with another special talking about the heartbreaking rape case happening in Steubenville, OH right now. We live in the area, and work in Steubenville and we have a very clear opinion about what's going on. We also present the facts going on in the case and break down what has happened in the past week starting with Nodianos video all the way to the press conference, what the Sheriff is doing, and much much more.

    Jan 9, 2013 Read more
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    Episode 12 - Seriously, Florida...What's Up?!?

    Taylor makes his triumphant return to the podcast after a ...

    Taylor makes his triumphant return to the podcast after a couple of weeks off and it could not happen sooner. We review the weirdest stories from 2012 as we welcome in 2013 with arms wide open, as that one terrible, terrible band from the early 2000's might say.

    Jan 3, 2013 Read more
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    Too Soon Special: Occupy Steubenville

    Hey guys, we live in Steubenville, OH which has gotten ...

    Hey guys, we live in Steubenville, OH which has gotten a lot of attention internationally lately. We recap this whole thing from the beginning and give our opinions. We think that the Occupy Steubenville movement is doing this for the right reasons. Check us out, and know that there are still good people in this area.

    Dec 29, 2012 Read more
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    Episode 11 - The Bradpocalypse!

    Since Taylor plays in, like, three bands and works, he's ...

    Since Taylor plays in, like, three bands and works, he's been very busy. Too busy for Ralph, so Ralph went rogue and invited his friend Brad to cohost this week. Brad comes to us from a former webshow called "BS'n with Brad and Scottie" and his cohosting chops were not rusty! He got right in there with the harmony nonsense noises and a super long, "not-so-fast" five. Get ready for inappropriate sexual comments and stories about naked puzzle hour.

    Dec 21, 2012 Read more
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    Episode 10 - Zombies, Vampires and Ted Nugent

    It's here! The TENTH episode of Too Soon w/ Ralph ...

    It's here! The TENTH episode of Too Soon w/ Ralph and Taylor! Can't believe we're in double digits and I can't believe the FBI isn't monitoring our conversations. Small wins all around.

    Dec 6, 2012 Read more
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    Episode 9 - Emma Stone and Penis Cake

    This week, Trevor from the Trevor and Ian Talk Show ...

    This week, Trevor from the Trevor and Ian Talk Show joins us to attempt to talk about such serious topics as religion, Morgan Freeman's voice, bestiality, crystal meth and the weirdest thing someone could do sexually that you might still be okay with. However, the podcast goes off the rails when we all find out that Emma Stone might have a sex tape out there somewhere. Then, Ian joins us for the final minutes, and we can't shut up about Emma Stone. Finally, Taylor...no, look, who cares? All that matters is that Emma Stone might have a sex tape. And once that comes out, we know that we will all be fresh out of boners. What are you waiting for?! Get in here!

    Nov 30, 2012 Read more
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    Episode 8 - I Dream of Dreama Walker

    Think of this episode as our Pilot part 2! This ...

    Think of this episode as our Pilot part 2! This is the one to listen to if you've never heard us before. Also, one of our most fun episodes. Get in here and listen to Taylor describe his love of truly repulsive cinema.

    Nov 22, 2012 Read more
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    Episode 7 - Michael J. Fox Carrying a Tray of Glasses

    Finally! (Or is it finely?) We got around to recording ...

    Finally! (Or is it finely?) We got around to recording the podcast this week. Today's special guest is our brother Ian Parissi, who has come to complete the brotherly triumvirate and offer his opinions on the weird stories we find. Today's we discuss possible pedophile Elmo, the legal age of consent across North America, creepy fan-fiction, D-bag of the week John Schnatter of Papa John's, the closure of Hostess and subsequent mass Facebook hysteria over the possibility of never eating another Twinkie, and the merits of seceding from the Union. All this, PLUS a long winded Twilight rant and the Perfect Strangers theme song! Get in here and enjoy!

    Nov 17, 2012 Read more
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    Episode 6 - Lunchtime at the Zoo

    In this week's episode, Ralph and Taylor discuss the election ...

    In this week's episode, Ralph and Taylor discuss the election results, ponder whether Halo 4's release date had anything to do with candidates losing votes

    Nov 9, 2012 Read more
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